A recent investigation has proven high IQ causes staying up late at night. Ok, that’s probably not the most accurate summary for such a costly research, but since today is Friday, I’m not going to get into technical slang. The juicy matter here has actually nothing to do with science or with journalistic sensationalism, but with history and random facts. Now, my dear reader, allow me to guide you through a few thoughts without reason or rhyme.
Firstly, I doubt humans could have ever straighten up their spines if it was not because the sun wasn’t already there. Yes, evolutionary leaps only take place under moon light, especially if they intend to raise things up. Whenever I go out these days between 10:00am and 20:00 pm I can easily understand there can’t be development for my brain cells in those thermic conditions... just a frying state of mind.
Secondly, point me a genius of music or literature, only one, who didn’t burn his or her retinas tracing marks after midnight. Fine, now you must wonder about Kant’s schedule and feel suspicious about some others ascetic gifted minds, but let’s be honest, had Baudelaire written 'Les Fleurs du Mal' if he had gone to bed daily at nine? Yeah, pretty unlikely, right?
And to end this wacky argumentation, let me suggest you all guys, that if you are keen to increase your IQ you’d better stay awake till late tonight. It’s Friday after all.
